Big Bumper – Big Wheels 1


myusdm1Seriously.

I’m embarrassed about my recent performances. The car needs to be more business. The JDM bumpers look good. So good. No one has ever looked at an AE86 and said… “but that’d be so rad with USDM bumpers.” No one in Japan has ever said that even. It’s just crazy.

But…

I think I’m going there anways.

usdm3I love AE86… but… I don’t really love JDM fanboy AE86 that turns mediocre results when the clock is running. It’s cool that it entertains on-lookers, but it had better be throwing hammers and swinging maces while it does. After you run against me you should either be saying that my showa machine is a monster, or telling yourself that you’ll never come to auto-x again because it’s obviously beyond you.

I jest of course. I am certainly worthy of being humbled… just not by you.

A couple more results like last time, and I will be trading my old wakizashi for a real weapon, even if it’s one with big blunt edges.


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