Japan Is Like Camping


20120103-101616.jpgDespite all the world’s technology you still have to wash dishes by hand.
Without a proper heater or thermostat you are always too hot, or too cold.
Three beers for breakfast is perfectly acceptable.
You always do your best not to use the toilet.
And the anticipation of going is often better than the actual experience of being there.

I’m not actually hating… I’ve decided I could live here pretty easily if I had a house that fit me. Countertops at knee height and door frames at shoulder are totally not cool. I’m certain that if I grew up in Japan my body would have known to stop growing at age 14. For fear of hitting my head, I might never stand upright again.

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